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You can't polish a turd.....actually you can.
I recommend swapping out for this embed. It actually has the shiny ending:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBj6PonX14A


written by joedirt  | 12 hours 38 minutes 7 seconds ago | CH
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The Christian Alternative to Hating Those Who Are Different
define "up"... The Earth is spinning on an axis, and revolving around the sun, which is moving in the local galaxy all moving in the universe.

So you mean "up" there tangentially above your head? Is God in a fixed orbit somehow? Do you really mean "out there" but that sounds too UFOlogist for you? Is heaven some fifth century concept to you of anything you see at night when you look upwards? Wouldn't it make more sense to at least pretend heaven is another dimension that can only be seen and experience by good Christians when they die?


written by joedirt  | 18 hours 41 minutes ago | CH
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How To Get Rid of YouTube's Embedded Search Bar (Howto Talk Post)
Actually, Lucky should look into making a site wide consistent border colors. It might be fun to allow channels to have their own color.

&rel=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1
&fs=1 (fullscreen button)
&rel=1 (loads related videos after finish of playing)
&showsearch=0 (annoying dropdown search)


written by joedirt  | 18 hours 50 minutes 48 seconds ago | CH
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Dog risks own life to try to save another dog
>> ^Krupo:
BansheeX, that's the whole point. BillO's in character.

How can you say "Fake account"? OF COURSE it is. I mean, I'm not a tooth wearing a hat, seriously. This isn't facebook, people can use pseudonyms, and dag might be a 10 year old girl. You don't know for sure, and don't want to know.

If you interpret anything he says seriously, you will be upset.

If you understand he's playing the ROLE (also known as "role playing") of Bill O rather than trying to piss you off, you will find it much more amusing.


Krupo, don't bother trying to point out the obvious to some of these sad, clueless folks. I mean the name and avatar isn't good enough for them to get it. Heck half of the all-powerful clique still don't get it. They think Westy is real, and QM is some evil they must deal with. Don't ruin my fun by edumacating them.










written by joedirt  | 19 hours 2 minutes 39 seconds ago | CH
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Finding electricity when there is a blackout
First of all, have you ever seen telephone wiring? It is 22ga at most. So drawing too much current you risk actually burning out some wiring. It is going to be a major pain if it is inside the wall (assuming your house doesn't burn down) and even more costly if the phone company has to come out and fix something from your house to the street.

Ok, so the local loop is about 20mA to 50mA fixed current and about 1kohm of loop resistance. All the phones used to be fully powered by the phone line, including some with glowing number keys. Modern cordless phones obviously need plugged into the wall because they use way more than a few mA. In fact, the charging of the batteries is way more then that.

You could probably steal enough power from the phone lines to run something like an LED lamp. Maybe even your iPod. But you are not using the phone line for the proper purposes and are definitely breaking some laws. Also in a power outage you could be dropping the local area phone line up to the transformers to a dangerously low level and making it hard for others to use the phone to do such things as call 9-1-1.

Buy some candles you freaks.


written by joedirt  | 19 hours 25 minutes 37 seconds ago | CH
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$1000 Dollars To Any Atheist Who Can Prove A Negative
*burning *in *purgatory


written by joedirt  | 1 day 17 hours 18 minutes ago | CH
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Dog risks own life to try to save another dog
*discuss

I'm sorry but this is more of snuff then stupid highway crash videos.
You pull a video because reportedly someone died in a massive highway wreck, but this video is ok????


written by joedirt  | 1 day 17 hours 20 minutes ago | CH
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*election08 --> *elections (Election08 Talk Post)
Bejebus..
anything "election" is now "politics" or even worldaffairs

If someone wants to make a playlist for election related videos that would work until the next election2010 or really election2012

The number of election videos from non-election years is very (very) small.

Technically, the election08 invocation should be disabled and those in the channel are sort of legacy giant playlist.


written by joedirt  | 1 day 17 hours 23 minutes ago | CH
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Prop 8 - The Musical with Jack Black
too little TOO late. suckers.


written by joedirt  | 1 day 18 hours 4 minutes ago | CH
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Lawsuit Filed Against Obama - Qualification Issue
this is a dupe, no?


written by joedirt  | 2 days 18 hours 38 minutes ago | CH
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$1000 Dollars To Any Atheist Who Can Prove A Negative
God doesn't agree. Or at least God decided to take him up to heaven early.

Anyone read this total bullsh-t challenge? What kind of coward makes these bold claims of reward to anyone who can answer the questions and then does this:
This is a rough draft. The Challenge will be formally available to everyone the same day i53 releases the first installment of its new reality series "The Great Commission."

Ok, so your contest will never be "official".. bravo.

    1. To receive the $5,300, you must answer the question(s) without contradicting yourself.

define "contradict".
    6. All responses cost $1.00. This cost is not to generate revenue but rather to curb excessive and superfluous responses.

Ok, nice challenge. Surely they will receive thousands of entries to their bullsh-t challenge. So they aren't even putting up their own money. BUt I agree it is helpful to limit entries especially if people have to read them.

    11. Only one $5,300 prize will be allotted. This prize will go to the first individual who can answer the question(s) below without contradicting him or herself.

Ok, again is it first one submitted? First one submitted after the contest becomes "official". What lying cowards.

    8. At the top of your response, please state your ultimate epistemological authority... You must be extremely specific when stating your ultimate epistemological authority. That is, you will need to explicitly tell us the one religious text or the one living person that you consider to be ultimately authoritative.

How is this a challenge to atheists or agnostics??? Also, the rules state:
    If in your submission, you give ultimate authority to any other living person other than yourself, your submission will be automatically invalidated, and you will lose your $1.00.

So by definition of the contest you must state the ONE religious text you follow. What kind of morons are these? Note that the "Bible" is not in fact one religious text even.

Now the questions immediately invalidate the contest because you cannot answer them all by definition without contradiction. They only apply to different belief systems.

Question 1 & 2
These two questions are for the atheist, postmodernist, or any individual who thinks that man constructs his truth rather than discovers a transcendent truth outside of himself.

Question 3
This next question is for the agnostic, for anyone who does not hold to a formal system of thought, for anyone who holds himself to be ultimately authoritative, or for any non-Christian who believes that truth is discovered rather than constructed ... Please note that this question pertains to all individuals who believe in a god, but their belief stems from their own mind, rather than from some divinely revealed text.

Question 4
This question is for the Hindu, the Buddhist, or any adherent of an (eastern) religion that denies the existence of propositional truth on an ultimate level.

Question 5
This next question is for any adherent of Islam, Roman Catholicism, Judaism, Mormonism, Jehovah Witness, or any monotheistic religion which possesses an authoritative text (or revelation) that claims its (infinite) God has characteristics of justice and mercy.


This is the biggest joke and exercise in mental masturbation. By the contest's own rules even the Christian author of the challenge has failed and cannot collect the money. I'm glad God decided to smote this charlatan


written by joedirt  | 2 days 19 hours 22 minutes ago | CH
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There are so many things wrong in this situation
I am SOOoOOo disappointed by this video. Surely, I thought he was going to spray down the vat of oil. That would have been awesome. But seeing how they couldn't find an extinguisher, I thought the hose was a good idea. You can spray down the deck to protect your wood from burning and when the oil finally does spill forth molten burning goodness, you can spray it away from the house and over the edge of the deck.

Now I think it was bat-shit insane to spray water on to the vat of oil or on to the blanket. And some kid was walking around with the freaking pot lid, why was that not used???


written by joedirt  | 2 days 20 hours 11 minutes ago | CH
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LazyTown featuring Lil Jon - NSFW - So Wrong!
Also, good Lazy Town remix --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CGlTUYPt40


written by joedirt  | 4 days 18 hours 25 minutes ago | CH
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Lazytown's "You're A Pirate"
*promote


written by joedirt  | 4 days 18 hours 25 minutes ago | CH
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LazyTown featuring Lil Jon - NSFW - So Wrong!
Lazy Town pedobear edition is SOoOOOoo much better. This is lame ripoff to try and capitalize on a tested, proven winner video.


written by joedirt  | 4 days 18 hours 32 minutes ago | CH
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